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 Bad Tipper receives 5 percent of normal wages and the rest goes in a big Waiter's fund | Daily public flogging outside of the restaurant | Bad Tippers sit in a special section-Only Saltines are on the menu |
| Bad Tipper has flat tire, Waiter only one with a spare | Bad Tipper loses job the same day the Waiter wins the Lotto | Bad Tipper suddenly goes bald |
| A Support Group is set-up for Bad Tippers | Have to take a math test before getting a menu | When they go to the restroom, in the restaurant, all the toilet paper is gone (Thanks R.T.) |
| If you suspect any type of redneck-ness, they have to fill out this form. | Before the bad tippers leave, yell out as loud as you can, "Thanks for the (how much they tipped.) tip!" (Jeff) | Bad Tipper must take a test on understanding the concepts of the hospitality restaurant, which they will be issued a i.d. card on passing. They must present the card before entering any establishment. (Pamela) |
| Know offenders of bad tipping need to pay a table charge, which will be added to their bill. The charge is per hour. (Pam) | Bad Tippers will be given a complimentary after dinner chocolate wafer imprinted with the Italian greeting "EXLAX," which obviously means "Have a wonderful day!"
| Before anyone can eat out in a restaurant, they are forced to
wait tables for six months. Upon completion, they are
issued a card that permits them to eat out and tip responsibly. (Timmo) |
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