Down The Hatch

Submitted Sept.9, 1996
Anonymous
From Akron, Ohio

• After serving the food to an elderly couple, I left and gave them a few minutes to try everything, then I came back and asked;
  "How is everything tasting?"
  To which the old man, who never looked up from his plate, nor did he stop shoving spoonfuls of food into his mouth replied;
  "It's going down, ain't it? What more do you want?"
  "That's our goal," I replied and left.
  

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