Bring Out Your Dead

Submitted Oct.18, 1996
Kelly Z.
From Zanesville, Ohio

• Our restaurant gives away a small cake to birthday parties, anniversaries, engagements, etc. Well, one lady called up the place and asked if we did anything for special occasions. I replied that we did. She said good, because they wanted to celebrate Grandmother's last three days on earth, and they would like a cake or something. I told them, no problem, hung-up the phone, and decided to be freaked out the rest of the day.