Had To Say It

Submitted Feb. 10, 1997
Fast Eddie G.
From Lexington, Kentucky

• While working as a bartender at The "World Famous" Two Keys Tavern in Lexington, KY They told me it was world famous when I hired on. One Night a young college student came out of the pool room and complained that he had lost $.50 because his balls did not descend.

  I asked him if he had seen a proctologist.

  He laughed and walked away.

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